One world-traveled rock bassist's take on shit that you could care less about.
Friday, April 3, 2009
I Am Ashamed...
...to call myself a musician after seeing this bunch of FUCKING RETARDS on the cover of a magazine I've been in a few times. I don't know if it's possible to be any more gay without the commitment to sucking cock.
Something about the guy in the center just screams "Tool"! Might just be the bow tie or that hat...or the vest. Who knows? I think it might just be the combination of the three plus the other guys. The accentuate his tool-ness. Tool-ocity, maybe? What would be the right word? Possibly douchebagery.
That's funny, someone told me that they were "metal", that's sad. It's cool to look like a gay bum, or homeless-sexual. It's all about the cash, if the kids will buy it, they'll continue. It'll be over soon.
7 comments:
To this, I will add that I'm sure this band goes over swell with the kids that shop at the now neon-ified Hot Topic.
I'm pretty sure that picture just gave me a seizure...great now I cant smell orange....
Who in the hell are those guys? I've never even heard of them.
....And this is one of the big reasons some of us miss AHC so bad.....too much shit music out there right now
Sorry if I basically sent you the same message twice, my computer is acting up and the first one didn't appear to go through
Something about the guy in the center just screams "Tool"! Might just be the bow tie or that hat...or the vest. Who knows? I think it might just be the combination of the three plus the other guys. The accentuate his tool-ness. Tool-ocity, maybe? What would be the right word? Possibly douchebagery.
That's funny, someone told me that they were "metal", that's sad. It's cool to look like a gay bum, or homeless-sexual. It's all about the cash, if the kids will buy it, they'll continue. It'll be over soon.
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