Saturday, December 27, 2008

Jesus...really?!?!?

Attention Hot Topic: THIS IS NOT OKAY. 1983 called...they want their
reprehensible, eye-melting fashion back. I can't believe this store
actually sold my band's merchandise. I feel dirty.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Things I Did Today

-Made the bed.

-Ate a piece of pizza from last night.

-Fixed all of the fucked up ID tags in my iPod. This took over an hour, and is the result of blindly throwing albums into my iPod and not making sure that the little retard bastard child that uploaded the torrent did his job correctly.

-Looked at 32 pages of Bettie Page (RIP), and was astounded by how out-of-control vaginal foliage can get when not properly monitored.

-Dusted the house with my new Pledge duster, vacuumed the corners of the first floor, and cleaned the cat hair and dust from the intake vents of this insane air-purifier we have. I smoke, a lot, and our house pretty much never smells like smoke. My mom even said so.

-Took everything out to clean my Taurus 1911 .45, then realized I had forgotten to get cleaning patches last time I was at the range.

-Drank 12 cups of coffee.

-Converted Soundgarden's catalog from .flac to .mp3.

-Restarted my computer twice, because it now likes to shut off completely randomly. This is keeping me from remixing a new demo so I can send it to my singer, as well as keeping me from starting the other 3 songs I have to work on. Grr.

-Watched some porn (and you expected anything less?).

And here's a little pic from Thanksgiving. Since we went to a friend's house to eat, we had no leftovers. But what do you do when you get that hankerin' for turkey and gravy? Where do you get a fucking turkey dinner at 10pm on Thanksgiving...in Minneapolis?!?!?

Perkins, bitch.