Baah, who wants to decorate palm trees with strings of light and have fake snow billowing in the air-conditioned malls when you can have an authentic colder-than-a-witch's-tit Christmas with snow? I suppose I am just jealous 'cause I have never had the misfortune of experiencing an Minnesota Winter. Or any real winter with snow, come to think of it...
I take it back! California, my love, I have not forsaken thee! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I will go kiss my palm tree and have an in-n-out burger.
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You're a smart man. It's -13 here right now. Say hi to the warm for me. Tell her I miss her and would like her to return now.
Two words Chicken and Waffles
Baah, who wants to decorate palm trees with strings of light and have fake snow billowing in the air-conditioned malls when you can have an authentic colder-than-a-witch's-tit Christmas with snow? I suppose I am just jealous 'cause I have never had the misfortune of experiencing an Minnesota Winter. Or any real winter with snow, come to think of it...
I take it back! California, my love, I have not forsaken thee! Now if you'll excuse me, I think I will go kiss my palm tree and have an in-n-out burger.
Banks!
I'm in Palm Desert! Um...that's like 2.5 hours from LA though oh well. Mmmm...food.
Brotha I lost your Number I just wanted to say happy holidays be Safe Man.
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