Friday, December 12, 2008

Things I Did Today

-Made the bed.

-Ate a piece of pizza from last night.

-Fixed all of the fucked up ID tags in my iPod. This took over an hour, and is the result of blindly throwing albums into my iPod and not making sure that the little retard bastard child that uploaded the torrent did his job correctly.

-Looked at 32 pages of Bettie Page (RIP), and was astounded by how out-of-control vaginal foliage can get when not properly monitored.

-Dusted the house with my new Pledge duster, vacuumed the corners of the first floor, and cleaned the cat hair and dust from the intake vents of this insane air-purifier we have. I smoke, a lot, and our house pretty much never smells like smoke. My mom even said so.

-Took everything out to clean my Taurus 1911 .45, then realized I had forgotten to get cleaning patches last time I was at the range.

-Drank 12 cups of coffee.

-Converted Soundgarden's catalog from .flac to .mp3.

-Restarted my computer twice, because it now likes to shut off completely randomly. This is keeping me from remixing a new demo so I can send it to my singer, as well as keeping me from starting the other 3 songs I have to work on. Grr.

-Watched some porn (and you expected anything less?).

And here's a little pic from Thanksgiving. Since we went to a friend's house to eat, we had no leftovers. But what do you do when you get that hankerin' for turkey and gravy? Where do you get a fucking turkey dinner at 10pm on Thanksgiving...in Minneapolis?!?!?

Perkins, bitch.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmm. Perkins. I don't even care what anyone says, bloody good times.

Hope you're well.

Unknown said...

Come on man Swiffer is where its at. We must go shoot some Appliances some time.

Michael A. Dangerously said...

Perhaps your computer keeps shutting down because it's overheating. Mine used to randomly shut down, but after a quick cleaning of the cooling vents and the like, I haven't had a problem.

Anonymous said...

Your day was more eventful than mine. A dozen times over.

Things I did:

-Eat a week old hot dog

-Wrapped presents (that I can't afford, damn it!)

-Drink 'red' kool-aid

-Passed out on my bed with half-done laundry (from a week ago) strewn about it.

Not a bad day, but uneventful, nonetheless.

Oh, and 12 cups of coffee? Phaw, I say! Child's play! I can drink 12 cups of espresso with ease. Though I will admit, my stomach doesn't talk to me for days after.

Anonymous said...

Try a ham n bacon omelet from Perkins. Tis scrumptious.